This apparently dates back to 2003, but was amusing…
The Hokey Pokey,as it would have been
sung in its native Klingon written by Shakespeare (author: Jeff Brechlin)
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.Commence thou then the fervid Hokey Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go girl.The Hoke, the poke – banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say: ’tis what it’s all about.
(Yay, more snow!)