Since my original, little piece on donotcall.gov, quite a few people have written about opting out. You may send $20 and the form below to:
Opt Out List
4358 243rd Ave SE, Suite 500
Issaquah, WA 98029
(1) We are open-minded.
(2) Whether or not you actually attend
(3) Not the amount you actually report to the IRS
(4) If income wasn’t a factor. Be creative.
(5) Type? Breed? Age?
(6) Please be very specific.
(7) Innie or outie
(This is obviously intended as a work of fiction.)