Write once, install multiply redux

Dear Jonathan,

Last month I installed the Java development kit so I could play at home. My dalliance with programming was fun. However, rolling out a beta for a major release soon demanded my full attention. I had forgotten about Java’s existence on my desktop until I happened to be doing some system cleanup.

Stop the fucking updates already

Oh, the updates.  When you’re done changing your stock ticker to JAVA, can you stop adding incessant, additional updates? Seriously, why don’t you remove the old stuff?

Jim