<tl;dr>I had my gallbladder out Thursday. I’m gonna cut back on the bacon, maybe, but am feeling better.</tl;dr>
Exactly 365 days after my kidney stone, I was again experiencing similar symptoms. I assumed it was one of the tiny calcite terror pre-stones in the inner part of my left kidney. Kidney stones suck, but for subsequent attacks (in my case), they are not reason to seek medical attention. I took the horse-pill (800mg) of ibuprofen and stayed up all night as my body purged both ends of the digestive tract (including the horse-pill, sigh) to relieve pressure. By 5am, the worst symptoms had abated.
Two weeks later, it happened again. The redux was worse, adding chills, pain in the center of my abdomen, and shortness of breath when walking upstairs. With two new, worrisome symptoms, I went to the doctor.
Diagnosis: Biliary colic. One key difference in symtoms was the location of the pain. In a kidney stone attack, the pain moves fore and aft, sometimes going down towards the groin. Mine was not being a pain in the aft. Also, the center of my abdomen was tender, something I didn’t appreciate until the doctor prodded. He ordered a whole blood count to rule out it being worse (e.g., liver obstruction, pancreas). However, since I had a gallstone, he referred me to a surgeon with the expectation that I’d likely have my gallbladder taken out.
The gallbladder is a source of black bile, one of the four humors. An excess can lead to melancholia or, in milder cases, magic squares.
Oops, wrong millenium.
The gallbladder is a sac storing concentrated bile until it’s needed in the small intestine. It leaps (actually, squeezes) into action when one needs to digest foods I’m most fond of: pizza, bacon, potato chips, hamburgers, guacamole, and peppermint mochas. The causes of gall (or kidney) stones are not well established, and apparently they’re very common, though only a small percentage of people exhibit symptoms. In fact, mine was discovered last year incidentally. Since it was behaving itself, we were going to leave it alone. However…
The surgeon expressed a general concern of the size of my gallstone as something he would generally recommend be taken out. He cautioned that because I had two recent incidences, I would expect recurrences, though it did not appear life-threatening. While I’ve enjoyed the weight loss I’ve experienced, the rest of it was not something I wanted to repeat. Surgery was scheduled for Thursday.
Cholecystectomy (aka “removing the gallbladder”) is much more common and far less involved than the gnarly adrenal mass I had removed in January. It’s usually done laparoscopically, and on an outpatient basis, meaning I’d be home the same day. The downside is they couldn’t reuse my existing scars, thus I would have Stonehenge on my abdomen.
My surgeon provided a couple of photos. In the first one, he indicated the gallbladder was still inflamed. (To me, it looks like I’m carving a lamb leg.) This made more work for him, but thankfully doesn’t affect my recovery.
There were four stones. The largest (probably cholesterol) was 2.7 centimeters. From a distance, it looks like a Mayan calendar or Oreo cookie. I didn’t know about the three smaller ones (only one shown) until they came out.
Because gallbladder removal is so common, I found a lot of dubious (read: homeopathy woo) information on gallstones and recovery and… won’t link to any of them because it’s all unsubstantiated bullshit. Generally there was useful information on pubmed, WebMD and SAGES. As far as surgeries go, this was a cake-walk. The worst pain was in my shoulders, caused by the CO2 remaining from abdominal cavity inflation. On the pain scale, I’d have to rate that a solid 8: bad to the point I was yelping and unwilling to lie down to sleep the first night. I may have escaped this the first time thanks to the morphine drip in recovery. Anyway, except for that, my pain level has been around a 3.
It was great to be able to come home the same day, resume solid foods, and shower. I’m planning to work from home for the next week before trying to go back into the office. The biggest challenge will be the longish walk (and numerous stairs) I take to/from the bus stop, followed by all the random heavy lifting as I obsessively clean up after my kids.
An interesting comment my mom and wife both had was that they felt I was getting the short rift this year. I felt quite the opposite. I feel I am very healthy and consider but an inconvenience, especially as neither procedure seems to have long-term effects. I am looking forward to doing some kind of week-long bike event in 2013 (something I’ve missed the last two years). If I have any worries, it’s about my recalcitrant achilles tendon acting up.
And dealing with health insurance paperwork as I’ve recently switched jobs.
Four-week update: I’m feeling great and am glad to have had this done.
|Why it was done||Large mass||Large gallstone + two gallbladder attacks + inflammation = gallbladder warranty expired|
|No solid foods beginning||9am the morning before surgery||midnight, day of surgery|
|Pre-op poo purge?||Assisted by two bottles of magnesium citrate||Not required.|
|Duration of operation/Unconsiousness /post-op||1.75 h/5.5 hours/4 hours||1h/4 hours/1 hour|
|Stay in hospital||1 night||None|
|Walking||About 12 hours after surgery||When anesthesia wore off|
|Eating||Day on exit||When anesthesia wore off|
|Worst part||Sharing a hospital room||Shoulder pain the next two days|
|Incisions||Four, largest was ~3 cm||Four, one 2cm|
|Back to work||Mentally: one week
Physically: 2 weeks
|Mentally: next morning;
Physically: one week
This piecemeal abdominal spelunking has to stop. Do what I did – have all your internal organs removed in one fell swoop and voila – no more “medical problems” plus a bonus weight loss. Plus, organs make wonderful holiday gifts.
John – I agree, No surgeries next year!
I am glad you are on the mend. I had my gallbladder out 11 years ago. My surgeon’s advice was to NOT change my diet drastically and I continue to eat the things I have always enjoyed. The one thing I have noticed though is that if I make drastic changes (ie: not eat breakfast one day) I have GI attacks that are inconvenient. So I try to eat something throughout the day. Cutting down a little on fat helps too.
One medicine that has gotten me through this is an older enteral cholesterol medication called Welchol. It really has helped me during those weeks where my body is still mourning the loss of my gallbladder and nothing else helps. If you have troubles…you know where to find me. I have great advice! 😀
Stay healthy my friend and have a Merry Christmas!
None of that sounds fun at all. I, too, am glad you are mending and looking forward to a long bike ride in 2013.
I’ve a couple of other friends who’ve had their gallbladders removed and yes, it means giving up the fatty foods. Sad for the mouth but ultimately good for the rest of the body.
Yes, I think “no surgery” should be on your 2013 resolutions list. Be well(er)!
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