3s of Me

The final piece I wanted to preserve from the upcoming Facepocalypse was a meme known as the “3s of Me.”  The original one landing my way had a lot of “not applicables”, perhaps being written for someone with zero likelihood of shuttling a mini-van-ful of kids to ballet.  I ignored it.  Then, John Chawner posted his and took some liberties.  Tagged, and amused, I was obliged.

Hutchison, Kansas, salt mine, where memes are unearthed before being posted to Facebook.

(Since posting this, Amazon Prime has offered an increasing variety of old TV shows free, so I’ve seen half a season of Lost.  Also, about three months (and countless visits) after posting, I found the geocache Over The Top.)

According to Facebook’s Terms of Service, I have to post one of these introspective things at least once a year. It’s down there on subsection 23, canto VII, dangling participle three. So you don’t get caught out of compliance, too, click on the `TMI‘ tab on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, re-type your 3’s of Me, then throw your computer across the room because another urgent Adobe Flash security update was issued while you were installing the previous Windows Tuesday superpatch – reboot now or in five minutes.

If I tagged you, then you are “it.” I don’t know what that means, so you better ask a seven year-old.

Three names I go by:
1. Jim
2. Dude, party of four. Dude, party of four?
3. Supreme Galactic Commander

Three jobs I have had in my life:
1. Registry cleaner
2. Baker’s yeast whisperer
3. Personal masseur (to Mrs. C)

Three Places I have visited
1. Cut-n-Shoot, TX
2. Tortilla Flat, AZ

Three favorite foods: This

Three foods I despise:
1. Bleu cheese (moldy anything)
2. Wasabi
3. Crab eye stalks

Three TV Shows that I have never seen before:
1. American Idol
2. Lost
3. Scrubs

Three favorite states of matter:
1. Solid
2. Liquid
3. Bose-Einstein condensate

Three [redacted]:
1. [redacted]
2. [redacted]
3. [redacted]

Three favorite equations:
1. ei * pi + 1 = 0
2. derivative of hi/ho
3. PV=nRT

Three friends I think will respond
1. Twitter stalk-bot
2. Twitter spam-bot

Three things I am looking forward to
1. Cashing in my $25 million (lump sum) lottery ticket
2. Investigative journalism making a comeback.
3. Finding the geocache “Over the Top.”

Movie prop seen in the Kansas underground salt mine