Review: iToS

An iOS update landed on my phone Monday afternoon.  Before installing, I was presented with this:

<tl;dr;maybe i need to stop buying apple's products;zzzzzzzzz>

I’m… not going to read 64 pages of legal on my phone, so I clicked the Send by Email link.  The resulting document pasted into Microsoft Word 2011 was 17,576 words, or approximately 35 pages, not including external references to: Claims of Copyright Infringement, Privacy policy landing page, iTunes store terms of service and the two support knowledge base links on Parental Controls and iOS restrictions.

The plot is very dry.  I wanted to take a trip when I finished reading through it all.  1*.