Egg Nog

Inspired by Christopher Kimball’s America’s Test Kitchen and general fun with Cook’s Illustrated, I tried making homemade uber eggnog. This was my first truly bad recipe experience.

The recipe is adopted from Cook’s Illustrated:

6 large eggs plus 2 yolks
1/2 C sugar
1/4 tsp salt
2 C cream
2 cups milk
1/2 C rum
1 Tbsp vanilla extract
1/2 tsp grated nutmeg, plus extra for garnish
1/2 C heavy cream, whipped to soft peaks

  1. Off heat, whisk eggs, yolks, sugar, and salt in heavy 3- or 4-quart saucepan. Stir in milk, one-half cup at a time, blending well after each addition. (This is much easier to do gradually.)
  2. Heat slowly, stirring constantly, until custard registers 160F on instant read thermometer, thickens, and coats the back of a spoon. (This can take up to half an hour. When it hits 160F, you’ll see a lot of )
  3. Pour custard through sieve into large bowl; stir in liquor, vanilla and grated nutmeg. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until well chilled, at least three hours and up to three days.
  4. Just before serving, whip cream in medium bowl to very soft peaks and gently fold into custard mixture until incorporated. Serve in chilled punch bowl or cups, garnishing with optional grated nutmeg.

The flavor was fine, but resulted in a disurbingly lumpy eggnog, even though I ran it through a sieve. The family was unanimous in feeling that organic, store bought egg nog was much better.

I’m going to have to spend more time tinkering with the custard end of the food spectrum before attempting this next year.